#Amazon and Funny Cats

Another of the exact same form from Amazon and my reply

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I don’t know why I’m bothering replying since you aren’t reading my replies, but since I love fruitless effort, here goes:

My Plan is this:

1) I have been contacting everyone who has written more than one favorable review of my work, otherwise known as FANS ( as opposed to relatives, employees or close friends) though to be honest some of my friends are fans of my work, and asking them to remove their reviews. So far this isn’t working, therefore.

 

 2) I am sending a letter to

Jeffrey P. Bezos Chairman, President & Chief Executive Officer

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Brian T. Olsavsky Chief Financial Officer & Senior Vice President

Akash Chauhan Vice President-North America Operations

Jeff M. Blackburn Senior Vice President-Business Development

Andrew R. Jassy Chief Executive Officer-Amazon Web Services

Jay Carney Senior Vice President-Global Corporate Affairs

Craig Berman Vice President

Kathy Sheehan Associate General Counsel

Jeffrey A. Wilke CEO-Worldwide Consumer Business

Seth Dallaire Vice President-Global Advertising Sales

Shelley L. Reynolds Principal Accounting Officer, VP & Controller

Beth Galetti Senior Vice President-Human Resources

John Olsen VP-Worldwide Human Resources Operations

David A. Zapolsky Secretary, Senior Vice President & General Counsel

Phil Hardin Head-Investor Relations

Michael Paull VP-Content Acquisition & Business Development

explaining your undue harassment of me.

3) I was selling on KDP select, but since you won’t let me I will start selling on Smashwords. images (2)   AND WOMEN

Amazon
Your Account Amazon.com
Message From Customer Service
Hello,

We received your information, but your plan is STILL not complete.
To publish on Amazon.com, please reply to this message with the following information:
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— A detailed description of all methods you used to post or obtain customer reviews that are prohibited by Amazon policies, or otherwise manipulate reviews. Include the dates when you used these methods and details on any third parties you used.images (3)
— Contact information (name, email address, website, etc.) for any third parties you engaged to obtain prohibited reviews or manipulate reviews.
— Identifying information for any customer accounts you or a third party used to post prohibited reviews.
— Documentation (e.g., emails, receipts) from any such third party confirming you used their service.
— List of any prohibited reviews remaining on the Amazon site.
— Description of steps you have taken to prevent product review manipulation within your organization and how this will prevent future violations.

Once we receive your plan, we will review it and decide whether you may publish on Amazon.com again.
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We look forward to hearing from you.

Best regards,
Amazon.com

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