this is second day of blogging.
Things to do: I have to find good homes for my hundreds of books before my move to Spain. I will try the library.
What will I miss about Utah? – My birds- I do bird rescue in the summer. One year we rescued 240. Magpies are my favs.
I’m enjoying making images for each of the 44 sections of my novel, Gods & Monsters, which will appear in MetaStellar https://www.metastellar.com/author/ee-king/ in 2024.
BUT – Best of all I have Christmas ( or Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa, or Whatever) For you all!
My books are all free from now through January 1st – links below!
One satirical, humorous funny novel – not for the easily offended, or heavily religious.
Two quirky short story collections and one children’s book – links below. Get one, or four and make everyone happy!
Feel free to email me for free audible code for audio copies.
And feel free to email just to say, Hi.
Happy December!
Dirk Quigby’s Guide to The Afterlife (All You Need To know To Choose The Right Heaven) by E E King
Price: $6.49 $0.00 USD. (Free until Jan. 1, 2024!) Words: 57,930. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
“Impish and delightful—a hilarious Zagat’s Guide to Heaven!”—Ray Bradbury “A fantastical, profound, hilarious and rollicking good ride through the heavens and hells of the afterlife! A wonderful book.”—Margaret Cho “The Guide to the Afterlife is a mixture of fact and fiction, faith and mysticism at its best.” -The New York Review of Books
Pandora’s Card Game by E E King
Price: $3.99 $0.00 USD. (Free until Jan. 1, 2024!) Words: 47,480. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Mashups
(4.00 from 1 review)
“These tales are marvelously inventive, wildly funny and deeply thought-provoking. I cannot recommend them highly enough.” – Ray Bradbury. Fate, Destiny, Chance and Luck play cards beneath a new October moon. Each card tells a story.
The Truth Of Fiction by E E King
Price: $3.99 $0.00 USD. (Free until Jan. 1, 2024!) Words: 64,350. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Mashups
Like The Illustrated Man and The Canterbury Tales, The Truth of Fiction is a series of connected stories, tied together by the tale of three friends on a quest to capture a magical deer.
The Adventures of Emily Finfeather
by E E King
“A feather not just for the birds! A magical, humorous tale of good, evil, vengeance, and forgiveness, The Feathernail is a delight for children and adults alike!” — Ray Bradbury The Adventures of Emily Finfeather, Book: I The Feathernail and Other Gifts, is a tale of altruism and magic for mature children and immature adults.
“A feather not just for the birds! A magical, humorous tale of good, evil, vengeance, and forgiveness, The Feathernail is a delight for children and adults alike!” — Ray Bradbury The Adventures of Emily Finfeather, Book: I The Feathernail and Other Gifts, is a tale of altruism and magic for mature children and immature adults. Emily Finfeather is an orphan who lives with her angry and silent Grandmother in a dark, windy, old house. On a field trip to the zoo, Emily is locked inside the aviary by evil classmates, led by the popular, nasty Dixy Yippet. During her long, lonely night in the cage, she sets free the birds. As a reward, she is given the feathernail, a bird feather where her little fingernail once was. The feather allows her to enter people’s dreams, and change them. Added by three magically gifted friends and a sarcastic talking cat, Emily fights real monsters, school bullies, and evil magicians in her quest to find her parents. Emily was written many, many years ago in the long ago time of 2005 when books were made of paper and ink. The printed version of this book has humorous, illustrated footnotes, the Kindle and audio versions don’t.