Checking in at motel 6… A nasty, pasty, soft fleshed check in person. “You can wait.” She snarled as I stood at the desk. “Is there hot water in the room for tea?” I asked. “Yeah, in the sink.” I imagined how awful it must be to work nights at…
Tomorrow interview and reading. I refuse to take any Oxycontin tomorrow! My GPS is inhabited by a frustrated poet. It invents lodging with lovely, strange names,like “house underwater,” and Creekside inn,” and when you follow directions they end in the woods.
In spite of 110 degree heat Opening at the mystery and imagination was wonderful. So was the drive to Pacific Grove then root canal hit… 2 readings on oxycoton… I was afraid I’d go to sleep a slim liberal and awake as Rus Limbau,,, but better now In Lovely Dunsmuir…
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“closed Heaven”— still possible to gain entry. Need someone to mummify you and a personalized copy of the Book of the Dead. You have three souls. The Ka, an exact replica of you, If your body is not correctly mummified, the Ka can live inside a picture of the body…
Dirk Quigby’s Guide to the Afterlife E.E. King, Exterminating Angel (Consortium, dist.), $15 paper (240p) ISBN 978-1-935259-08-4 This ecumenically snarky review of postlife paradises spares no religion–large (Roman Catholicism) or small (Zoroastrianism), venerable (ancient Greek) or modern (Scientology)–in its attempts to rate their various comforts and costs. Wrapped in a…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLP5GUcii7M&feature=autofb Here are the basics:God is all knowing and very powerful, don’t say hes name or he’ll be really, really pissed. God made a covenant with the Jewish people. He gave them the rules they should live by and in return, the Jews gave him the tips of their male…
MY FIRST BOOK REVIEW!!!!! Dirk Quigby’s Guide to the Afterlife: All You Need to Know to Choose the Right Heaven by E. E. King (Exterminating Angel Press, October 1, 2010) You know something’s up when the publisher has a name like “Exterminating Angel,” and the book’s dedication page says the…
Dirk Quigby’s Guide to the Afterlife: All You Need to Know to Choose the Right Heaven by E. E. King (Exterminating Angel Press, October 1, 2010) You know something’s up when the publisher has a name like “Exterminating Angel,” and the book’s dedication page says the author “intends no disrespect.…
Should the devil have an Irish, Bronx, Southern, English or Indian Accent? Should I have appropriate food for each afterlife at the readings? e.g. jello with additives and Martinelli’s for the Mormons, wafers and wine for the catholics Twinkies deep-fried in beef tallow covered with powered sugar and jam for the…
I made my first “Dirk Quigby” CD today. I’ll post it as soon as edited. My brother in law shot me…. I think he’s always wanted to. I can’t decide what voice to use for Lucifer. And… I misspelled name of my publisher wrong in an earlier post… act…
This is to be the adventures and chronicles of a first book tour by a first writer. My book “Dirk Quigby’s Guide to the Afterlife: All You Need to Know to Choose the Right Heaven Plus A Five-Star Rating System for Music, Food, Drink, and Accommodations” I am working with…
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